|Traffic parrot is watching you.|
I can't imagine how we'd react if we actually saw aliens that were humanoid in appearance. Oh, wait. Spiders. (BURN EVERYTHING). Giant Squid. (sucker on this harpoon, beaky!)
On InterGalactic News at Star Rotation 184.108.40.206.12: New Kid on the block, Earth, decimated when they attempted to destroy visiting $#$#$#$# (language unknown) dignitaries.
Yeah, my brain goes to weird places.